December 2011
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amenarthooker replied to your post: amenarthooker replied to your post: you guyssss. i…
Kelly, if it’s a twenty dollah hand-me-down…… bitch it aint complex, it’s BROKE.
TELL ME WHY THE BACK OF THE GODDAMN PHONE IS GONE. I looked over and all i see is the battery stickin out in the air freely as though it’s just been released from a concentration camp.
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amenarthooker replied to your post: you guyssss. i want to post pictures and share…
kelly, I love you profusely. did you know? good.
ugh jacob why is my phone so damn complex? Like, I could understand if it was an iphone or a blackberry or something. But it’s like……bitch, you’s a twenty dollah hand-me-down. these complicated malfunctions are un-fucking-neccessary
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you guyssss. i want to post pictures and share them so you can feel more connected with me but my phone is being stupid and i’m technologically ignorant and too lazy to educate myself.
wah.
If you ain’t got no money, take yo broke ass home.
– These lyrics are carelessly blasted via internet radio from the speakers at a local homeless shelter. The inhabitants, both penniless and without a home to go to, begin silently weeping in unison. (via stormcloud)
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judging people on how they end their sentences
.: wow you're so calm and serious how proffesional
?: ok so questioning and open minded to the universe
!: wow please calm down this isn't a monster truck show please calm down or i will call security
~: beep beep major faggot alert coming through
...: stop being gay you aren't mysterious
%: what the fuck are you foreign who even does this
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There is no remedy for love, but to love more.
– Henry David Thoreau (via fairycastle)
anonymously message me exactly what type of person you think i seem like from my tumblr.
they are the cutest things
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teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. i'll need your e-mail address.
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me: tastybitch69@aol.com
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skinny jeans that aren't skinny enough
You’ve watched 72 minutes on Megavideo
– satan (via woahdereebaby)
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